A Comfort watch of Stargate SG-1 by two people new to the show
Episodes
Tuesday Nov 08, 2022
Tuesday Nov 08, 2022
S3 E20: Maternal Instincts
Naturally Daniel is quick to believe that he can do telekinesis after a super fast and shoe-free lesson that only his special self gets to attend.
For some reason Bra’tac is in this episode, but at least he brings Chief Galen Tyrol who will certainly come up again in our teased spin-off, Stargate BSG-Fun. Listen, it makes more sense than Daniel.
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Wednesday Nov 02, 2022
Wednesday Nov 02, 2022
Season 3 Episode 19: New Ground
Two archaeologists, a Stargate, and the Gate Gang walk into an intercontinental war. The first archaeologist says, “Let’s be scientists about this cool shit.” The second archaeologist rats everyone else out to the authoritarian dogmatic government.
Then the Gate Gang says to the first archaeologist, “Hey, do you want to come home with us while your government most likely murders your snitchy colleague?” LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
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Tuesday Oct 18, 2022
Tuesday Oct 18, 2022
Season 3 Episode 18: Shades of Grey
Miraculously predating some commercially successful Twilight fan fic, Daddy takes it to the next level when he introduces the Gate Gang, Glasses, and Dr. Frasier to his love dungeon after making them sign a creepy contract. It’s a wild misuse of power.
Also Jack goes undercover as a true bad boy and Tory is very distressed until the big reveal at the end.
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Tuesday Oct 11, 2022
Tuesday Oct 11, 2022
Season 3 Episode 17: A Hundred Days
The Gate Gang accidentally strands Jack on Love Island, P5C768 where he begins his new life as a deadbeat dad (because obviously they find a way to rescue him after 100 days of getting Lara pregnant).
Mostly thought Teal’c comes very close to saying, “Well actually” back at Daniel and that is super satisfying. Teal’c also turns the tables on Daniel by answering questions directed at Daniel. Haha. How’s it feel, Daniel?
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Tuesday Oct 04, 2022
Tuesday Oct 04, 2022
Season 3 Episode 16: Urgo
IDK why the AI always want to live so badly, but that’s the case here as Urgo the Hitchbrainer asks MacGiver to save him from death row using only a banana peel, a toothpick, and the full annoyance power of SG-1 all talking at once.
It’s totally different from last week’s episode except also a tiny bit the same. To their credit, the Gate Gang wins a much harder case this week.
Oh, and Dom Deluise is the shit.
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Tuesday Sep 27, 2022
Tuesday Sep 27, 2022
Season 3 Episode 15: Pretense
Everyone knows all of the Starfleet Captains are also the winning-est of lawyers, but did you know MacGyver can get a friend off (basically) death row with just two matchsticks, a hardened wad of chewing gum, and a single archaeologist? Well he can and he did.
The other team had a pretty stupid argument though, so maybe it was an own goal. Also they tried to blow up all of the judges and the judges’ whole planet, so. . . . .
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Tuesday Sep 13, 2022
Tuesday Sep 13, 2022
Season 3 Episode 14: Foothold
Jolinar to the muther f*^&king rescue! There’s a total invasion of the body snatching aliens at the mountain, but Sam and Teal’c have that Goooldie mojo and see right through all the terrifying bullshit.
But F#$*king Maybourne's in the mix, and the Gate Gang saves the day in spite of this doofus. Quick quesh: If the human body turns over all its cells into new cells of a seven year period, will we stop hearing about Jolinar and her “remnants” by the end of this series?
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Tuesday Sep 06, 2022
Tuesday Sep 06, 2022
Season 3 Episode 12: The Devil You Know
The last episode might not have totally done it for Sam since she, Jack, Daniel, and even rescuee Pappy Selmak were actually all captured by the alive and imprisoned Apophis. The dream is over, Sam.
Also the nightmare is on because they’re all in discredited Recovered Memory Therapy, where they have to drink devil’s blood and spill their business. And it seems Sokar is a person and a place, kind of like Paris Hilton. Anyway, Teal’c to the rescue.
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Tuesday Aug 30, 2022
Tuesday Aug 30, 2022
Season 3 Episode 11: Jolinar's Memories
Oh shit! Jacob/Selmak is in Hell/Sokar! The only one to ever escape Sokar is…wait for it…wait for it…yes! That’s correct! JOLINAR.
Did Sam mention she was Jolinar for a hot second? This is a dooblay win for Carter as she doesn’t have to keep reminding everyone about her Jolinar bullshit, and she gets to use said BS to save Papa Selmak who’s been a real shit of dad to her. Like, he oozes “I never think about you but if I did it would be with deep disappointment.” So suck on this rescue, Pops!
Holy Hannah you mother fucker.
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Tuesday Aug 23, 2022
Tuesday Aug 23, 2022
Season 3 Episode 11: Past and Present
Just kidding; slut shaming is for losers. So everyone on some planet has amnesia, right? But there’s a couple from the planet on the show, right? And is that a good idea? Just hooking up without knowing your base relationships with other people? Hey, I’m just asking questions.
The Gate Gang’s main contact, Ke’ra, seems to get it as she’s gearing up to shoot her shot with Daniel.
PS: Dr. Frasier finds something physically wrong with Ke’ra, so that’s pretty groundbreaking!
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