A Comfort watch of Stargate SG-1 by two people new to the show
Episodes
Tuesday Jan 17, 2023
Tuesday Jan 17, 2023
Season 4 Episode 8: The First Ones
You remember that movie Enemy Mine? That movie was the shit.
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Tuesday Jan 10, 2023
Season 4 Episode 7: Watergate
The "Vertical Watering Hole" Moniker becomes canon as the gang travel to balmy Siberia to shutdown the Russian Stargate, which is connected to another one under water. . .supposedly. We got Cold War Intrigue, Popsicle Maybourne, Deanna f%*king Troi is in the Ruskie house. This is a good one Comrades!
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Tuesday Jan 03, 2023
Season 4 Episode 6: Window of Opportunity
Let’s do the time warp again!
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Tuesday Dec 27, 2022
Season 4 Episode 5: Divide and Conquer
So Za’tarcs seem like a pretty big deal and a very good Gooooldy weapon that can easily infiltrate the SGC. But do these supercharged sleeper agents remain a concern after this? Nope.
There wasn’t a better way to get Sam and ‘Gyver to admit their forbidden feelings for each other? Also, do those two even have actual chemistry? Also, how are they allowed to stay on the same SG team after this? Does this mean Sam has finally entered in the running for the title of Jack’s Best Friend?
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Tuesday Dec 20, 2022
Tuesday Dec 20, 2022
Season 4 Episode 4: Crossroads
Teal’c and his ex are convinced that her Gooooldy baby is a good Goooooldy and try to get it into the Tok’ra. The Tok’ra are secretly sure this is a spy plan by the Gooold, but keep that to themselves, and let the motherfucker run free in his totally fucked over host so he can murder the uninformed, previously discussed ex-girlfriend slash high priestess.
Listen, if you don’t think the Tok’ra have a benevolent-faced supremacist culture, you’re watching a different show; those guys are dicks.
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Tuesday Dec 13, 2022
Tuesday Dec 13, 2022
Season 4 Episode 3: Upgrades
So a Tok’ra named after the flavor of Jagermeister brings some superhero armbands that must be tested on humans? And then they agree on SG-1? Those most valuable human asset of the SGC? What? And they let Daniel do it even with his history of alien tech addiction? OK, sure.
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Tuesday Dec 06, 2022
Tuesday Dec 06, 2022
Season 4 Episode 2: The Other Side
Immediate allegiance to whomever the Gate Gang meets first on a world finally goes very wrong when they willy-nilly participate in someone else’s war.
Everyone is good with it except Daniel, so I guess he’s improving. Anyway, they do a racism on Teal’c and MacGyver finally says fucks these guys. (As if the US Government has some kind of strong anti-Nazi policy *eyeroll*)
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Tuesday Nov 29, 2022
Tuesday Nov 29, 2022
Season 4 Episode 1: Small Victories
You wanted Lego for Christmas? You’re in luck! This Thor foe is really the gift that keeps on giving with one survivor left on earth after the explosion of Thor’s ship at the end of Season 3.
For some reason this Lego spider turns into the Alien queen and starts spurting out spiders made of off-brand shit that aren’t as good, so they're pretty easy to kill.
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Tuesday Nov 22, 2022
Tuesday Nov 22, 2022
Season 3 Episode 22: Nemesis
Daniel Jackson obviously has the worst appendicitis in modern medical history, requiring lengthy care in the infirmary. Everyone else, but especially Samantha Carter, has to look at, and even touch an ailing and extra gross Thor.
Thor really needs fast help from the Gate Gang to save his ship, Earth, and probably his own world. But he’s still a weird and cryptic mother fucker, so, whatever that’s about. He’s about as helpful as Daniel. Oh, Lego Bionix are trying to kill everyone.
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Tuesday Nov 15, 2022
Tuesday Nov 15, 2022
Season 3 Episode 21: Crystal Skull
Daniel (and sure, the rest of the Gate Gang) enter a rejected Indian Jones set. Daniel tries like crazy to find a nice dress to wear out of phase, but gets made fun of by the shop ladies. He still makes it to the opera with Richard Gere, but his grandfather comes to pick him up early. And there's a Crystal Skull in there somewhere.
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