A Comfort watch of Stargate SG-1 by two people new to the show
Episodes
Tuesday Oct 10, 2023
Tuesday Oct 10, 2023
Season 5 Episode 6: Rite of Passage
Remember that little alien kid who is also human and was also a big bomb that only love could disarm? Somehow she is 16! What! What’s the passage-of-time sitch on this show? Very soap operatic at the moment.
So Cassy kissed a boy, Dominic, and I guess hated it? She’s sick as fuck now. I guess her horny teen hormones have activated some goooldy science experiment Janet failed to detect. Side note to the once horny teen girlies out there: How much did you not need an actual kiss to get revving? Anyways, she got superpowers and then she lost them so that really sucks for her.
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Tuesday Oct 03, 2023
Tuesday Oct 03, 2023
Season 5 Episode 5: Red Sky
WOOF, did the Gate Gang ever fuck up. They’ve punched a whole in someone’s sun and now the whole planet of like 30 people is dying but refusing to relocate. I mean, more people would fit in a city bus, but OK sure, stay and die.
Those annoying Disneyland-esque Hall of Viking God’s holograms are in this one, hooray for sure. Oh! MacNeill literally almost chokes a man to death. The Asgard do bail them out, but they are absolutely insufferable about it.
Read the rest of this entry »Tuesday Sep 19, 2023
Tuesday Sep 19, 2023
Season 5 Episode 4: The Fifth Man
Remember last week when MacNeill acted like Sam was loonsaroony for having an invisible stalker? Ha! Now he’s risking his whole life for his good buddy who isn’t really real but should be because ay ai ai, have you seen this man?
I mean, it does turn out he is not even half as fine as his profile pic, but I guess that’s pretty typical. He’s a benign liar whom they would have helped out anyway and they save him in the end.
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Tuesday Sep 12, 2023
Tuesday Sep 12, 2023
Season 5 Episode 3: Ascension
Can we talk about this situation with Sam’s boyfriends? Like, super advanced, super down to die for her, super fucking creepy. This one is the most.
Meanwhile her true lover boy MacNeill is treating her like she’s cray because he somehow cannot believe, after all they’ve seen, that she has an alien stalker. Stalkerman does go all human for her, but like who even asked him to? Also he builds a cute little stargate in her basement with shit he ordered from Amazon. On Sam’s credit card. Without asking.
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Tuesday Sep 05, 2023
Tuesday Sep 05, 2023
Season 5 Episode 2: Threshold
Yikes. Mean Teal’c is one grinny mother fucker. He pretends to be back to his old cool self just to try to take out MacNeill, LOL!
Hold on to your britches, because this is a fucking Bra’tac episode, hooooray. It’s one of those "gotta kinda kill him to save him" situations, but calm the eff down; Teal’c does live to try to bestie up with MacNeill another day.
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Tuesday Aug 29, 2023
Tuesday Aug 29, 2023
Season 5 Episode 1: Enemies
So check it, all of the gate gang plus Papa of the Year J-Mac are stranded in the…unspecified quadrant of some different galaxy! Shit snacks! Apop is there as well, obvi, but dude has lost his rizz! What a fucking dork.
He dies (finally) but leaves a parting gift of Teal’c acting like a total douche. Everyone makes it back to Earth and I guess Teal’c is a problem for another week. Who will be MacNeill’s bestie now?
Also, we got a PATREON now: https://patreon.com/user?u=98799883
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Tuesday Aug 08, 2023
Tuesday Aug 08, 2023
Season 4 Episode 22: Exodus
Get ready for some action in a galaxy far, far away as Daniel Skywalker, Jack Solo, and Princess Carter plan to do some real wack shit to the Empire of Apophis. From blowing up stars, to resettling whole populations of Tokr'a, the gang got this on lockdown.
Until the writers realize this ain't Star Wars, and have Teal'c get captured by Tannith for Apophis, and the gang get warped to a whole new galaxy! Cliffhangers aplenty for this season finale!
Read the rest of this entry »Tuesday Jul 25, 2023
Tuesday Jul 25, 2023
Season 4 Episode 21: Double Jeopardy
Hey, y'all remember Gang 2.0? Remember them? We left them with Harllo. Well, they got bored of solitaire and orgies, and decided to start roaming around the galaxy like their flesh and blood counterparts.
Well, that was going t bite them in their robot asses at some point, and well, here we are, as they're all promptly "dead-ed' off. Especially Daniel, who through a morbid, childhood wish self-granted by his actor, Michael Shanks (who directs this episode), gets his head BLOWN THE F*#K OFF!!
The McNeil's fight each other also. It's awesome!
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Tuesday Jul 04, 2023
Tuesday Jul 04, 2023
Season 4 Episode 20: Entity
Move over Chat GPT, because actual AI rolled onto Earth in 2001. It took over our friendly Malp Robot, and proceeded to "The Thing"-itself into a nightmare pile of cables and circuits at the Base. After realizing it's too big for the floppy drives and emergency lighting battery, it decides that Sam Carter 's brain is just the right size for it's zip file!
O'Neil and General Daddy play hardball with the robo fucker inside Same, but they all call each other's bluff. Suffice to say, it's a fight to the brain death! (Included in that Brain Death is your two hosts, Sarah and Tory. We recorded this in person, so audio is a little different. Also, we drank a heck ton of booze, and our own brain zip files might get a little slow towards the end of the show. Anyway, COMFORT!:
Read the rest of this entry »Tuesday Jun 20, 2023
Tuesday Jun 20, 2023
Season 4 Episode 19: Prodigy
So we got two disparate stories going on here. One is Jack and Teal'c babysitting a team of scientists on what appears to be Tinkerbell's sociopathic cousin's moon home. The other is Good Will Hunting, except with women in the air force academy. They bring the two together, but we personally don't understand the point.
But, we do get to see one dude die a horrible death by kamikaze sprites. And Teal'c gets to shoot O'Neil. So a couple of W's in there.
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