S3 E9: Coachella Apophis

Season 3 Episode 9:  Rules of Engagement

Hashtag False God Apophis got real desperate for soldiers and Earth destroyers before he died, leaving a band of child warriors for the Gate Gang to stumble into. To be fair, half were dressed like SGX, a totally non-existent thing, and so like, a totally perf trap.

Say, did you all know corn and cotton are indigenous to North America? That knowledge may save your life one day. Anyway, Sarah somehow avoids talking about the problems with both of those crops. Amazing.

00:00 - Intro

5:24 - 24 Seconds

7:31 - Episode Debrief

56:20 - Were We Comforted

59:26 - Yeh Neh or Meh

1:03:00 - Next Episode

1:04:04 - Cometrya

1:06:06 - Get To Know Your Hosts