A Comfort watch of Stargate SG-1 by two people new to the show
Episodes
Tuesday Apr 08, 2025
Tuesday Apr 08, 2025
Season 6 Episode 14: Smoke and Mirrors
Jack is a cold-blooded Assassin! Shooting Kinsey, offloading the gun, and whistling dixie right back at work as if nothing happened! And his alibi of "fishing at the lake" doesn't cut it, cause we all know says yes to his entreaties to go fish.
Well, General Daddy believes him, and sends out the gang on various espionage missions to uncover the truth. Get your X-Files Jackets on, and let's prove Jack's innocence!
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Tuesday Mar 18, 2025
Tuesday Mar 18, 2025
Season 6 Episode 13: Sight Unseen
Okay, so, the gang find a big bug zapper on a planet. They come back, Jonas starts seeing CGI bugs everywhere (not everywhere, like TWO of them). The rest of the gang gaslight his ass, forgetting about the three episodes before where this same thing happened.
Long story short, Colorado Springs gets put on a half-assed Quarantine, O'Neil fights with a veteran, said veteran's grandma gets gaslit by Carter and Jonas, Carter and Jonas figure out how to stop this not delusion-delusion, Carter takes credit for Jonas's work, and that's all she said, thank you very much.
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Wednesday Jan 29, 2025
Wednesday Jan 29, 2025
Season 6 Episode 12: Unnatural Selection
Guys, We don't know how or why Hilo from BSG is ALSO a (basically) Cylon in the Stargate Universe, but we're not going to question our good fortune. We are going to question a couple other things, however. Like why the Replicators ALL just chillin here? What is the weakness these new Cylon Bots are trying to mechanize out of themselves? And most importantly, what and who, EXACTLY, is Sam Carter's type? And why they all have horrible endings? We learn none of these answers.
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Tuesday Dec 31, 2024
Tuesday Dec 31, 2024
Season 6 Episode 11: Prometheus P1
Hey, listeners. We are SOOOOO SORRRYYYY about the delay in uploads. Computers were being repaired, families being attended to, authoritarian regimes to be readied for, you know how it goes. Thanks for coming back.
Anyway, this is a pretty sweet episode about some Rogue Rogue NID, Simmons, and a Gou'ld putting one over on the gang, and stealing our one, not yet finished ship. And it's only the first part!!!
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Tuesday Nov 19, 2024
Tuesday Nov 19, 2024
Season 6 Episode 9: Cure
So the gang go and visit a civilization that are DEF not Nazis! Weird as hell, tho. They got a super drink that cures diseases, and all they want in return is our rolodex of Goul'd Planets. The gang is cautious.
Then Jonas and Teal'c break into a warehouse, and Here There Be Gou'lds, all swimmin in the pools. The Slurm is from them? Eww.
But where'd they come from? Will it be a super, canon-defying plot twist, which makes a lot of previous episodes (Especially Hathor) make no goddamn sense!!!???. . . . . . .yes, yes it will.
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Tuesday Oct 22, 2024
Tuesday Oct 22, 2024
Season 6 Episode 9: Allegiance
Folks, we got 3 factions (Tokra, Jaffa, Tau'ri) who all hate each other, in an unsafe and volatile environment, and being led by O'neill of all people. What. Could. Go. Wrong!
The Predator. That's what!
Pretty fun episode.
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Tuesday Sep 24, 2024
Tuesday Sep 24, 2024
Season 6 Episode 8: The Other Guys
This is the Red Shirts Episode! Where a couple of nerds and SG-1 Fanboys decide they need to rescue the Gang from the clutches of a Gou'ld. Things somehow go their way as they clamour through air ducts, and find the prison cell.
O'neill's PISSED though, as this was all part of a secret plan (which they failed to tell the wayward scientists on the planet). So now the stakes are super real! Can the Red Shirts figure out how to save the Gang for real? Will they live up to their Red-Shirtedness? Or is Sg-1 gonna wimp out and let everybody win, happily ever after!
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Tuesday Sep 10, 2024
Tuesday Sep 10, 2024
Season 6 Episode 7: Shadow Play
The gang roll back to the Planet Colonic where the continent Jonas Quinn is from wants to trade some of their Naquadria for some of our sweet ass guns and planes. Apparently a big war is brewing between the three continents and poor Colonic is the odd one out.
That's all the backstory we get though, cause we're too busy hanging with DEAN STOCKWELL, Jonas's old mentor, who tells them about a Resistance to overthrow all the governments and establish. . .something else. . .
That's all the backstory we get with that though, cause all that shit in the last paragraph is made up. Nothing gets resolved, nothing is traded, and the gang roll back to Earth (with some Naquadria they stole).
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Tuesday Aug 27, 2024
Tuesday Aug 27, 2024
Season 5 Episode 6: The Abyss
When O'neil is kidnapped by Balls and is horrifically tortured and killed and brought back to life in a neverending loop, Daniel Jackson rolls in, now an ethereal angel, and does the only thing that a Best Friend does when their Friend is going through such trials and tribulations: Asks him to join his Cult!
Meanwhile O'neil's actual friends make a plan to help him bust out. Without O'neil needing to buy an entire Off-White Wardrobe, and get his credit card out to ascend to Level 2 Nirvana. DJ is a dick in his new afterlife.
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Tuesday Aug 06, 2024
Tuesday Aug 06, 2024
Season 5 Episode 6: Nightwalkers
Samantha Scully, Jonas Mulder, and Teal'X visit a normal Oregon town, and get all weirded out when everyone's a little stand off-ish and wearing just flannel. Hello!? This is 2002 PNW. Nothing to see here.
Well, there is a bit. A shady biotech company, missing persons, and sleepwalking Gou'ld babies.
Oh wait, still 2002 PNW.
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